I work in the Yukon - Log 1I'm a construction surveyor, have been for about 5 years now and I'm questioning the career path I have chosen for myself.
I honestly don't know how I got into doing this but I guess my Dad somehow convinced me into thinking that I would be happy doing this. Unfortunately, this was not the case, but I continued to convince myself that this was a career path that I should take, despite my better judgment.
I'm not happy. I don't like the fact that I have to cut down part of the forest to get the job done and despite my experience in the job, I still struggle to carry my equipment kilometer after kilometer and it pretty much leaves me brain dead after a day's work (especially during heavy rain or blizzards). In short, I don't enjoy it. Even the paycheck isn't worth what I feel I'm going through doing this shit.
The only saving grace for this godforsaken profession is my partner and friend, John (not his real name).
Now John isn't really made for this type of work either but he does seem t
Kurt: A Proper IntroductionA man (Kurt) sleeps in his bed in a room piled high with... stuff while another man (The Narrator) squats beside his bed, he whispers...
Narrator: Kurt... Kurt. Kurt! KURT!
Kurt: Who? What?!
Narrator: WAKE UP!!
Kurt: "groans" God, you don't need to yell!
Narrator: Obviously I have to, otherwise you won't respond! Anyways Kurt, the audience is back.
Kurt: Already? "He turns to face the audience as his face attains the look of mild irritation" Can't you guys leave me alone? This is like extra work!
Narrator: If you want them to go away, you've got to give them what they want.
Kurt: What do they want?
Narrator: What they've always wanted Kurt... Entertainment, a show. So just make it interesting okay? Start with an introduction of yourself for any new audience members who may be here today.
Kurt: Hello everybody! My name is Kurt Hedder and I live in this cute little farmhouse with my wife just outside the city. "whispers" that's all they need to know right?
Narrator: No. These peopl
Free Plushie Patterns Online
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